"Mustache May" is in full swing. The guy's options were: (1) to grow a mustache, or (2) to pour a can of soup down their pants. Bryant was secretly excited to finally have a "legitimate" excuse to grow a mustache, so he ignored the soup option.
He has since gone above and beyond the call of duty. He took "Mustache May" to mean "Mullet and Mustache May." Yikes. Who wears a mullet of his own free will? ...not including Matt Lillywhite, who is allowed to wear a mullet any time he wants.
(In these pics, he still has a goatee... but the handlebars appeared shortly thereafter.)
I was a bit shocked the first time I saw him. Honestly, it took me a while to get over that shock. But I'm okay with it now. It has been character-building for me. I've certainly learned to stop caring about what strangers think. Plus, I've realized how awesomely fearless Be is. Come on... a mustache AND a mullet?! Now that takes guts. I truly do admire that in him.
And I suppose of all the extreme hairdos that Be has experimented with over the years, the mullet is by far the mildest.
So what's next? The guys have made some plans:
- "No Groom June" (you can imagine what that entails)
- "Tough-Guy July" (bald head plus facial hair)
- "Big Bust August" (they wanted to be equal-opportunity.)
The scary part is that I think they're serious.
Oh goodness, give me strength. Looks like I'm in for some serious "character-building" over the next few months.